zodiacchic:

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Part of me wants to drop out of college and go travel the world.
Part of me wants to work really hard in college and change the world.
Part of me wants to not work hard at all and marry some rich guy.
And the other 97% of me just wants to sleep.

(via sincerelypalita)

(Source: relaxsmilebreathe, via pantslessphantom)

iamawinrar:

Jennifer Lopez
(Suspicious lack of gifs of her new music video….)

the-goddamazon:

kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bags despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

Bruh.

(via pantslessphantom)

Anonymous : My girlfriends tits are ugly from weightloss what exercises can she do?

blondesquats:

What the fuck do you think is gunna happen when you lose weight from your chest.. they’re going to magically turn into perky rainbow titties?? Instead of coming to me for exercises you should exit her life she don’t need no man calling her tits ugly. You should be asking me how to fix that stank personality.

adrifts:

Alex Andreev

Based in St. Petersburg, Russia he works primarily with Adobe Photoshop and Corel Paint and relies only on a small selection of brushes and colors to create each illustration, meaning there are no special effects or 3d-rendering of anything. Andreev recently published an art book, A Separate Reality, which is available through Blurb.com.

(via thisisnot-tori)

highenoughtoseethesea:

John with a bird on his head in the Teahupo’o lineup.
Photo: Domenic Mosqueira
goldr0ger:

lordflacko91:

truhovixxx:

memeguy-com:

This Kid Is Going Places

Me as a father.

^^ same

god damn baby assassin. He’s probably gonna be doing parkour at like 4 and become a marine by 9